Top Ten Reasons To Date A Republican Girl

1. We understand that we can be smart, make a difference, and earn the respect of our peers without declining our feminity.

2. There's about a 2.3% chance that we'll give you an STD.

3. It's very likely that we like the fact that you have a penis just as much as you do.

4. We probably make just as much, if not more money than you.

5. We're not a fan of minivans (the soccer moms are Clinton supporters).

6. The jackasses belong to the left.

7. We'll let you drive your pick up truck and SUV.

8. We think that underwear, shaving, and showers are a necessary part of life.

9. You'll never have to worry about us leaving you to join a cult or the peace corp.

10. We're better in bed, hands down.